28 Days of Wants- Day One

The safest place in the house

Uh! Those stupid dawgs are so ANNOYING! But, since I am an awesome climbing cat, I can get up here and just shoot them really mean kitty stares! Really, were these creatures necessary???????
Love,
Tabby-tha

Contemplating each other

Don't mess with us cats!

OK, now most of the time, the Luna dog is OK. She and the other one stay outside a lot, and when they come in, they keep their distance. But occasionally, she needs a reminder to stay away from our food. Because I do NOT like that- our food is our food!


So, dogs BEWARE- this is what can happen when you screw with the Kode-Man:

This was my warning shot!!! Next time... I take the EYE!!! Wa, ha ha!!!!

Later,

The Kode-Man

CHANGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello!!!!!!!!!! It is me! Tabitha Kat! You know- the cutest girl cat in the whole wide world? We have not updated you guys in a long, long time because the WORST THING THAT CAN EVER HAPPEN to a cat happened. Change! Change happened, and change is the scariest thing that can ever happen to a group of cats. Everyone knows that- this is why humans always take us to the big bad vet for the big bad sleepy pills every time the want to move to a new place. What they don't know is that is EVEN SCARIER change for us- go to sleep on one bed, and wake up in another???? EAK!!!!!!!! How would you feel about that?????
Well, we've had a lot to do these past couple of months with all these changes, and this "blog" of ours was bunches less important than looking out all our new windows, trying to remember where the new litterboxes were, finding our new feeding dishes and picking out the best new sleeping spots. But today, our human mom was talking about all the things she wanted to accomplish in the "new year," and we cat's had a pow-wow about these "new years reza-loo-shuns." We didn't know what those were, but since we are the smartest cats around, we figured out that reza-loo-shuns are when you decide to do stuff and when you really do it, it makes you special-er than you were before!
So, we are gonna start tellin you about our lives again, since we want to be special-er cuz when you are special-er, sometimes you get treats!
So, we will talk to ya soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love,
Tabby-tha

Caught in the act

Um, I can explain this! It is NOT what it looks like!
I am NOT napping with the dog! Not no way, not no how! I hate the dog. I was just cold. And I am OLD and it was DARK and I thought she was Tabitha! I think my mom needs to get my eyes checked and get me some cat eye glasses so this shit NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN!!! Oh, the embarrassment!!!

Now, let's never speak of this again!

-Bouvre-

Busy Cats!

Kody

Yeah, so we haven't been able to post much lately, because we have been way to busy!

Tabitha

There was something wrong with our mom!!! She was very sick! She layed in the big bed we all share and slept a lot. Sometimes, she would cry out in pain!

Bouvre:

Um, yeah! And I did not like that! At all! It was loud, and interrupted my naps!

Kody:

Hold on, I need to smack Bouvre for that comment! (scuffling ensues)

Bouvre:

What the fuck?!?! It interrupted you naps too, and you didn't like it!

Kody:

Yeah, dumbass, but I was more worried about my Mom who loves me! I'll beat your ass if you don't show some respect!

So, anyway, I called a cat council on this and doled out responsibilities.

Tabitha:

I was in charge of kisses! And purrs! And I wanted to lay on her tummy, because she likes that when she is sick. But not this time! This time she would make an owie owie noise if I did! And I would get sad for her, so I layed next to her the whole time. And it made her happy. I know it did, because my cuteness makes everyone happy.

Bouvre:

And me? I was in charge of holding the bed down. Lucky helped. Without us on either end of the bed, it would have floated away. So we had to stay there so she's have a place to lay down. Otherwise she'd be on the floor. Which is NOT comfortable. So you see, me and Lucky had the most important job!

Kody:

Yeah, right! I was the one who organized all the lovin and care. And I layed near her the whole time taking care of her. I am the best cat ever!

Bouvre:

No, MY JOB was best! So mom loves me best now!

Tabitha:

Na-uh!!! I gave kisses! I was the most important, so mom loves ME best!

Kody:

You are both cracked! It is ME who is best!

Bouvre:

No, ME!

Tabitha:

No, ME!!!!!!!

Lucky:

No, ME!!! I held down the bed!

(Much scuffling ensues.....)

Cool toy!

OK, this thing looks freaking cool!

Mom?

Guy who feeds us?

I think you need to buy this for us for Christmas!

Or our birthdays!

Or Friday!!!

I need to get Bouvre and his mind control on this....

Later,
The Kode-Man