Laser Eyes, Activate!

OK, so last night I was pretty pissed off. My mom brought this baby dog home from work, and it was annoying. I am an old man, and I do not appreciate little annoying THINGS running around. Especially DOGS!
So, what I did was this. I turned on my scary laser eyes to scare it away. The other cats laughed and said it wouldn't work, but they were WRONG, cuz it is gone now!

Sure, it stayed all night and ran around and annoyed me, but this morning, it left! It hasn't come back!

I love my scary laser eyes.... YES!
--Bouvre--