Stinky pile o' human stuff

I always have my fur coat on, but humans are always changing their coverings. And instead of licking their coverings to make them clean, they put them in a loud noisy box and they come out smelling clean and nice.

But before that, they go into a pile and the pile is ICKY, STINKY, GROSS. I have to sniff and sniff because there so much to smell.

Want to know what I can smell on this human leg coat?

• Grass
• Dirt!
• Unidentified food stuffs
• Dogs
• Human sweat

ICKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love,

Tabitha