Sup? I'm Bouvre "The Hoover" Kat. I don't like to talk about me past a whole lot, because I get pretty pissed when I think about it. I had a home with a nice family who kept me fed and warm and provided me with a nice places to sleep in the sun and nap. I loved them, and they loved me.... so I thought! Ga! One day, when I was about 10, my chest started to hurt, and I would cough and cough. Instead of getting the problem fixed, they took me to a farm and dumped me out. It was freaking freezing outside! There was white stuff on the ground that I'd only ever seen through the window. I didn't know what to do, there was no bag of food to eat out of, no warm bed to get in. So, I used my one weapon- my Mind Control Powers combined with my patented Pathetic Look and Pathetic Meow. It'd always gotten me food before! I used this on the first guy I saw, and he let me into a warm room where the horses were, and hooked me up with some food. That was all pretty cool, so I stepped up the mind-control and got upgraded to the house. Not long after, we left that place to go live with my new dad's woman and her two punk cats. I didn't like that at first, but once I realized that they would groom me and keep me warm and there'd be plenty of food and, hey, anything beats living outside in the freezing cold with no food, I got used to it.
As for my cough, well, after being abducted from my home and being taken away for aliens to probe on me multiple times, we found out the cough was no big deal. There is a huge old wad of fat in my chest. I named it Cletus and when he gets mad he pushes on things and makes me cough. No biggie!
My place in this household? I hang out in warm spots or in someones lap. If one of the other cats is in a spot I like, I stare at them and annoy them until they move. Who needs muscle when you have the ability to annoy them. Food, a warm spot and someone to cuddle with... I am a simple cat with simple needs!
-Bouvre-
